Oedipus
February 26, 2010
A conversation between a four-year old boy and his mother
-Four-year
old boy: When I grow up I want to marry you.
-His mother: Well
I'm already married to your father so you can't.
-Four-year old
boy: It's not FAIR that he married you first so I can't!
-His
mother: Well you wouldn't be able to marry me anyway because sons can't
marry their mothers.
-Incredibly frustrated four-year old boy: SOMEWHERE
ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET A SON MUST BE MARRIED TO HIS MOTHER!
Um
yeah, there's a story where that happens and I don't think it works out
so well for anyone
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Do not cash to buy a car? Don’t worry, just because this is possible to take the loan to work out all the problems. Hence get a bank loan to buy everything you require.
Not to be outdone by Cecilia’s incredibly relevant comment, I remember so clearly being very young and asking my mom (over and over and over) if I could live with her and my dad forever. Never move out. Please? Can I always live in my room? And stay with you? Please? I never want to get married. Is that ok? Please? Pleasepleaseplease?