Nico and the Man Bikini
Nico seems to really like his new school. I like it too except for the fact that he comes home wearing at least one article of someone else´s clothing nearly every day. So far I´ve found him wearing other people´s jackets, other people´s backpacks and other people´s smocks. A few days ago he walked out of school wearing a plush powder blue jumpsuit with pegged pant cuffs. It seems he´d had an "accident" and rather than put on the extra clothes that I´d carefully packed and labeled, the teachers had instead dressed him as a baby Bobby Brown. Of course I can´t really blame them since when asked why he was wearing these clothes, Nico told me that it was because he´d told his teacher that they belonged to him. "But they don´t belong to you," I said. "Oh." he said.
Upon further inspection I discovered that he was also wearing a pair of shiny electric blue bikini-style underwear.